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Black Phone 2: A Worthy Successor Or A Horrific Sequel
Following the box office and critical success , did this horror sequel have a hope of living up to expectations? Here at The Movie Reviews Nobody Asked For and Nobody Wants, we drop movies into one of three baskets: Screen (worth the ticket price and best seen on the big screen), Stream (good enough to wait and watch at home), or Skip (don’t bother). My opinion (which nobody asked for but you’re getting anyway): Fans of the first film and horror in general will find the thea
Lindsi Neilson
Oct 194 min read


Fantastic Four First Steps: After Many Tries (and many fails) Has Marvel Finally Managed To Bring The Fantastic Four Into The Family?
After four tries, three casts, two epic failures, and one deranged director, Marvel finally cracked the code: just do everything...
Lindsi Neilson
Jul 253 min read


Superman: James Gunn’s DC Flagship Strays Into Ridiculousness For Sure, But Keeps Enough of the Kryptonian Down To Earth To Leave Me Looking Up.
One of the most critically divisive superhero films in recent years, James Gunn’s reboot of Superman begs the question: has he finally...
Lindsi Neilson
Jul 134 min read


KPop Demon Hunters: Amazingly Kinda Perfect, Without Being Flawless.
An unexpected massive hit with viewers (it currently sits at #2 on the Global Netflix charts) and music lovers (the soundtrack debuted in...
Lindsi Neilson
Jul 63 min read


Live Action Lilo and Stitch: I laughed, I cried, then I laughed some more, then I cried some more. I ran out of tissues. It was a whole thing
A bit of an odd move by Disney, the live-action Lilo & Stitch delivers all the fun and feeling of the original—and somehow pushes it even...
Lindsi Neilson
May 263 min read


Final Destination: Bloodlines (Six Of The Same Movie, But Not In A Fun Way)
As the sixth installment of a long running franchise, I (perhaps naively) hoped this Final Destination would lead me somewhere different....
Lindsi Neilson
May 173 min read


Thunderbolts*: Impeccably Imperfect, and Wonderfully Fun (Also I Cried A Lot)
Thunderbolts , directed by Marvel newcomer Jake Schreier, is an action-packed emotional ride that feels like being a 7-year-old finally...
Lindsi Neilson
May 79 min read


Sinners: There are 50 different kinds of horror in this movie before vampires make the list.
Sinners , writer-director Ryan Coogler’s first original blockbuster, is stunning in every way: visually, aurally, emotionally, and even...
Lindsi Neilson
Apr 304 min read


Drop: You May Have Seen This Plot Before...... But Not The Ending
Drop , Blumhouse's second major release of 2025, is leagues better than The Woman in the Yard —but still doesn't quite live up to the...
Lindsi Neilson
Apr 233 min read


A Minecraft Movie: A Surprise Box Office Powerhouse That's Funnier Than It Deserves To Be
A surprising box office hit that very few saw coming—does Minecraft live up to… well, anything? My opinion (that you didn’t ask for):...
Lindsi Neilson
Apr 93 min read


The Woman In The Yard- A Not So Horrifying Miss
As one of the first horror movies to be released in 2025, The Woman in the Yard ends up being a confusing, ambiguous amalgamation that...
Lindsi Neilson
Apr 73 min read


Snow White: Surrounded by Controversy, Can It's Magic Still Shine?
In a world where the original is still credited as one of the greatest films of all time—winning multiple Oscars and launching what is...
Lindsi Neilson
Mar 304 min read


Death of A Unicorn: A Horror/Comedy (Comedy/Horror?) For The Ages
Death of a Unicorn sets out to answer a question no one’s really thought to ask: What would happen if unicorns existed—and were also...
Lindsi Neilson
Mar 304 min read
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